Tuesday Treats: From Intwood

Some more of the photos from our walk to Intwood on 27th March 2024. Enjoy…

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Laurel and bluebells, each looking like candles in the sun…

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And beneath our feet the wide carpets of lesser celandine look like chips off the sun…

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We pause for a moment to admire the tree. Then it’s back to the closer scrutiny of the flower-strewn grassy verge…

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White violets, white dead nettles, and comfrey…

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A lone honesty waits by the church, as do these euphorbias…

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And remember that ford?

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A cooling image to finish the day. Hope you enjoyed…

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Grandma’s Attic Chapter Four

It would have been a long walk in the dark to Grandma Nari’s Chamber were it not for Thredwyl’s innate magic. As it was, his blue glow lit the way before him, behind him, above and below him – at least while the passage was straight. But it wasn’t the straightest of passages, twisting, rising, falling. It suited him that he couldn’t gain that destination any faster. He had some thinking to do. A strategy to formulate. How to get into Grandma Nari’s Chamber, how to locate her Mothers Manual, then how to sneak out with it? Yet all he could think was why had he opened his mouth? Why had he mentioned the staid tamed rocks and the young Kupies who were wild? Why had he suggested an infiltrator? And when on when would he learn to keep quiet?

Nine days of freedom – nine – and he was to waste them on this?

For what?

A bag of diamonds if he succeeded. A small bag, to be sure. Chrean had produced it seemingly from nowhere, but that was his innate magic.

And if he failed?

A date. Who had suggested that? With a Nixie.

A Nixie? With snake-thingies where her bottom should be. That was all the incentive Thredwyl needed to achieve this dare. But how, how, how was he to get into Grandma Nari’s Chamber?

But… “Nay, nix,” he said, when that great lockable door was finally in sight. “It needn’t be Grandma Nari’s Chamber. Any grandma’s chamber will do.”

It figured: If all the grandmas had a copy of this (possibly fictitious, he admitted) Mothers Manual, then it didn’t matter whose Manual he purloined. And with his graduation to staid status just a few days away, he had the perfect ploy.

And of course, he’d have to play it straight as straight as straight could be. Which meant it would have to be Grandma Eanch, she of the Ruby clan.

He nodded to himself, satisfied, turned on his heel and headed off along the convoluted corridors to the Ruby clan’s land.

“By the cringe, they sure do like to advertise,” he said on seeing the glittering red gems that festooned Grandma Eanch’s red stone door. That door had to be jasper, it lacked the jewel’s glint.

A minion opened the door. All togged up in tight red breeches and equally tight fancy-cut coat but lacking the sheen and the shine of a pure clan’s clothes. Bred out of bed, he’d heard the phrase said.

The minion looked at Thredwyl, no enquiry, no greeting.

“Um.” Thredwyl swallowed. “I…I’d like to speak with Grandma Eanch. About a suitable marriage alliance.”

This didn’t commit him, it did not. He wasn’t here to plight his troth. He was just…making enquiries. Ought he to say that?

But he hadn’t the chance. The tight-cut minion ushered him in and guided the way to Grandma Eanch’s audience chamber. Well, Thredwyl supposed that’s what it was, dominated by a massive chair that sparkled with what Thredwyl deemed red vulgarity. And there sat the sparkling red grandma herself.

He was about to repeat about the marriage alliance, but it seemed Grandma Eanch already knew his purpose here – hmm, his given purpose here. “You wish to contract a marriage alliance with one of our Ruby Kupies? Upon my word, you are a bold one, to not wait until marriage is forced upon you. Forthright, and I approve of the forthright approach.”

“Aye,” he managed to gasp, utterly flabbered by her prescience.

I have relayed your words to her, said a voice in his head. Telepathy, that’s my talent. Clearly this was the tight-suited minion.

That’s handy. But… a sudden fear clenched Thredwyl’s guts… do you know everything I’m thinking?

I know what you want, and it’s not a Ruby Kupie.

“Shites!” Thredwyl slammed his hand over his mouth before that escaped. “Aye…aye,” he answered the grandma, “when a thing must be done I believe it’s best to make plans.”

I like your plans. If I help you steal the Manual, will you help set us free?

You’re not…free? Thredwyl had never encountered that concept.

Free, in these tight breeches? Born of the avalanche, denied our rights. Tied to the clan.

Thredwyl didn’t know how he could help, but if his cousins were to organise an uprising then surely these Ruby minions could be included. But he’d no time to think of that now.

Grandma Eanch clasped her hands and leaned towards him. “Such wisdom, Young Kupie, so seldom found. And what special magical talent could you bring to the alliance?”

“Light,” he said. “But I don’t know yet how I’d apply it. And in not knowing this, I also don’t know what special magic my Ruby mate might need.”

Traces of thought raced over Grandma Eanch’s face, glinting here, spangling there. She sat back in her massive chair, nodded, and raised an upward pointing finger. “Our Mothers Manual contains a list of all the possible magical talents. Perhaps you might care to peruse it?”

Before Thredwyl could betray himself with an ill-held grin, Grandma Eanch had snapped her fingers – such a musical note – and beckoned the tight-suited minion over. “Take the young Sapphire to my attic. Show him the Mothers Manual.”

Thredwyl must have blinked at least ninety-five times while he tried to form his face into humble gratitude. “Good Granny, I do thank you.”

By Grandma’s Grimy Knickers, he hadn’t expected it to be that easy.

But nix, his dare was not to be so soon accomplished.

“Grandma Eanch’s Attic,” his tight-suited guide announced with a fancy flourish of arms.

Thredwyl looked around him at the dark dusty room that seemed to have more corners than logic dictated. “And the Manual?”

His guide nodded towards two towering tomes set far back in the shadows.

“Both?”

“Nay, the other’s her Spell Book. Now I can’t help further, Her Sparkling Gemness is calling me. But I wish you well with sneaking away with it.”

Thredwyl didn’t need to be closer to see he’d a problem. That manual was too big to hide on his person. It was even too big for him to span his arms around it. How was he to carry it?

“Drats!” he hadn’t factored that one. Was he to come so close, only to fail? No diamonds for him, but a date with a Nixie? By the cringe, that didn’t sit well with him.

But…but…his eyes travelled then to the Spell Book. If he could magic it smaller… and if he could magic himself away to some place else….

He silently thanked Grandma Nari for her insistence that all Kupies must learn to read.


You can read this from the beginning on Wattpad

 

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Sunday Picture Post: The Road to Intwood

Continuing our walk of 27th March 2024, now that the sun’s come out to play! Please join us and enjoy…

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The road runs from Swardeston to East Carlton…

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We take a turn right, onto a lane that runs alongside East Carlton Manor, and will take us to Intwood

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Easy walking after those months of mud…

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Looking towards the water-meadows…

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Maybe the lanes aren’t so dry! Fords proliferate around this neck of the woods…

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But here we are at Intwood church

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And the old hall…

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There being a seat in the churchyard we take the offered opportunity to eat our lunch. Then it’s back to Swardeston to catch the bus home.

Hope you enjoyed. More photos from the work in Tuesday Treats!

 

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Miranda’s Play

Taken from a tapestry in St Peter’s at Mancroft, Norwich, 13th April 2024

Pst! Pst!

Go away, Miranda.

Yea, but I’ve written a play
Set on an island
With magical beings
I’m calling it The Tempest.

It’s been done, Miranda.


27 words written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Tempest

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CCC283: Five Bishops On A Bench

Five bishops sitting on a bench
God opened the clouds and they all got drenched
The devil dried the rain
The heat came again
The bishops drank beer their thirst to quench
Served to them by a buxom wench
Now if you’ll make a refrain
We’ll begin it again.


In Norfolk, ladybirds are known as Bishy Barny-Bees, named from an early East Anglian bishop named Barnaby.

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge #283

Every Wednesday I post a photo (this week it’s that one above.)
You respond with something CREATIVE

Here are some suggestions:

  • An answering photo
  • A cartoon
  • A joke
  • A caption
  • An anecdote
  • A short story (flash fiction)
  • A poem
  • A newly minted proverb, adage or saying
  • An essay
  • A song—the lyrics or the performance

You have plenty of scope and only two criteria:

  • Your creative offering is indeed yours
  • Your writing is kept to 150 words or less

If you post a link in the comments section of this post I’ll be able to find it.

Here’s wishing you inspirational explosions. And FUN

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Tuesday Treats: More From Sunday’s Walk

More photos from our walk on 27th March 2024. Enjoy

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Primroses come in two colours here…

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An irresistible hidden detail…

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Yes, I admit it, this is my all-time favourite tree…

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Moschatel, a much overlooked tiny woodland plant… and daffodils which cannot be overlooked

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Probably a bird cherry, that being the most obvious woodland cherry…

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Pollen-laden pussy willow glorious in the sun…

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As are the marsh marigolds… icons of spring

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Finally, lest we forget…

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That’s all for now, folks. More next week

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Grandma’s Attic Chapter Three

Thredwyl has just nine days of freedom before he becomes a staid tame rock. So why has he stirred his cousins to  rebellion?

Read Chapter Three here. Or read Blurb and Chapters One to Three on Wattpad.

At first, in his haste to be with his cousins, Thredwyl had skipped along the labyrinthine passages that led from the centre of the clan-land, where Grandma Nari oversaw the doings of the Sapphire Kupies, his magical light lighting the way. The farther from the centre, the fewer the neatly turned columns with their fluted capitals, those elegant living places with lockable doors and flowing water. The farther from the centre, the fewer the signs of those long-ago magicians who had transformed the original caverns.

Until he’d heard Jawman Arion’s Tale of Creation, and the discussions that followed it, he’d given no thought that in morphing and modifying the rocks of creation, those early magicians had in effect criticised the Great Grandma, She of Creation. Naturally he’d given it no thought, for when had philosophical discussion been of interest to the immature Kupie. But now that his mind was alerted he couldn’t help but notice how what he’d thought of as normal was in fact ‘tamed’. And the tamed slowly gave way to the ‘wild’, the wild being the unaltered caverns where Thredwyl and his cousins explored and adventured and held their dares.

Me and my cousins, we’re the wild and original form. But Thredwyl’s philosophising got no further than that.

A cacophony of greetings, of hey and ho and yay and here comes Old Thredy erupted as the tight rock of the passage spewed him into Gruff’s Cavern. There followed so many slaps on his back he feared for his old injury, that invisible flaw that ran right through him, a constant reminder of a dare gone wrong.

When all the greeting quietened down, the questions began. But it was no good them asking what had been said at the Mother’s Meeting. He was forbidden to say. Yet he couldn’t help mentioning what he’d noticed on his way to the cavern.

“What,” Chrean said, “we’re the original Kupies and those…those staid old rocks are…are not?”

“Then why must we jump to their call?” Thredwyl’s young brother Yaren asked.

“They want us all to be like them,” another cousin, Vizan, lamented.

“Afraid, that’s what they are,” Chrean said, which led to grumbles and shouts of agreement.

“Let’s do an uprising,” Vizan suggested with youthful zeal. “Like in the jawmen’s tales.”

Thredwyl wasn’t sure about this, he could feel himself being split, a foot in each cave. And what form anyway would an uprising take? And when the staid old rocks overcame them – which obviously they would – what punishment might they mete out?

Yet he’d started this potential rebellion with his words, now he must curb his cousins’ wild enthusiasm. But how?

“Before we do anything,” he said – and he’d only nine days in which to act, “we need an infiltrator. All the tales have an infiltrator who acquires the essential insider knowledge. What we need is the Mothers Manual.”

He didn’t know if such a book existed yet imagined one must since every Grandma throughout the lands of Dolstone ordered their clans the same.

“Good thinking,” Chrean declared.

“And my brother’s the one for it,” Yaren said and spun around in madcap excitement.

Thredwyl pulled away, his eyes darting across the cavern. He’d never realised before just how many cousins he had. And now everyone of them was shouting, cheering and air-punching and declaring him the Infiltrator.

But…but…but…this wasn’t what he’d intended. He wobbled, dizzied, he wanted to sit, hold his head in his hands, wail, Nay-nay-nay-nay, not me.

No chance of that, not with his cousins crowded around him. Whoa, nay, now they’d picked him up. They carried him through the cavern, mindless of the stalactites that crashed against his head, and that head still fragile after imbibing that adults-only brew. They chanted, “Precious Thredwyl, Infiltrator, Hero of our Uprising.”

“Just…just…just put me down,” he shouted. And when, maybe shocked at his annoyance, they did as he asked, he said, “Maybe I’m not the best Kupie for the task. Nine days, I’ve only nine days left.” He spread his hands in a helpless gesture, tugged at his coat to rearrange the folds, and loosened his white neckcloth before it strangled him.

“Are you afraid?” Vizan asked, his head cocked in challenge.

“Nay-nix, absolutely not,” Thredwyl denied. Though aye, he was.

“Only,” Vizan said, “we’ve never known you to turn down a dare. Have you morphed already into a staid tame rock?”

“Absolutely not. Though is it really a dare? A dare needs a prize and a forfeit.” Thredwyl’s fingers tweaked his cuffs as if to neaten them, an action he’d seen the night before when one philosopher or another seemed exceptionally satisfied with an argument.

“He wants a prize,” Vizan said, turning to address the gathered cousins. “What’s it to be? It’s a big dare, you must agree. He has nine days to sneak into Grandma’s Chamber, find where she’s stored her Mothers Manual, pilfer it and bring it to us here. That’s dangerous that is. Would you do it? Nay, I admit I wouldn’t. What if Grandma Nari finds him there, and him without an invite?

“Then again,” Vizan said, having warmed to this oration, “he’s only nine days left. Think on it. When we hit that uprising, he’s going to be one of those staid old rocks. He needs a prize that’ll ensure his silence.”

Nay, what Thredwyl needed was someone else to do it. This was not a suitable dare for him. Why had he suggested it? Oh aye, to stall their dangerous talk of an uprising, talk which his own foolish prattling had started.

But then…ping! His inner magical light lit up. If he took the dare, but then didn’t succeed… would that squash their thoughts of rebellion?

Why had he opened his mouth. But at least he hadn’t mentioned the philosophers’ debate that had followed the jawman’s tale. How had Grandma the Creator created their passages and caverns? Had she used water? In which case the Nixies were created before the Stones and that was the epitome of nonsensical thinking. Or had she used fire? Which would place the Fernamon above the Stones. But on second thought, maybe he’d have done better to mention these, for these were concepts way above his cousin’s wild heads.

“Come on,” he said, “I’m waiting. I risk everything to fetch you the Manual. But that Manual’s no good to me. Nine days and I’ll be one of the tamed. So tempt me to do your bidding, young cousins of mine.”

“I’m not your cousin, I’m your brother,” Yaren called back.

Thredwyl smiled at Yaren, but otherwise ignored him. “What’s the prize. And what’s the forfeit if I should fail?”

Go to Wattpad for the story so far

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Sunday Picture Post: Commons, Meadows and Trees

27th March 2024, forecast is potential showers but we’re getting used to that now. Two buses take us to our destination, the village of Swardeston, south of Norwich. Please join us…

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From the bus stop to the top common, all is springtime bright with daffs and primroses…

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The lower common, grazed short by rabbits, is frothy with thorn-flowers. While the water meadows aren’t yet host to their usual cows

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A sneaky look at how they keep the grazing green – drainage from the arable fields…

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Mistletoe grows here on the willows but not on the oaks…

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Oops, looks like it’s going to rain!

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But then the sun came out again…

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The willows flaunt their distinctive catkins…

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And birch show us their whiter-than-white trunks…

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But that’s all for now. Second part of this walk – The Lanes to Intwood – next week.

Don’t miss Tuesday Treats for more photos from this walk.

Hope you enjoyed

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Best Consigned To The Crypt

Credit: Fredy Martinez Enamorado on Pixabay

Thank you, Sammi, for this week’s writing prompt
But did you have to make it so brain-racking hard
Couldn’t you give us ‘worry’, or ‘gross’, or ‘romped’
Even a word like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Though a brain-tangler wouldn’t have been so atrocious
But I ask you – Sammi, or others reading this
When in everyday life do we use a word generally useless
Don’t get me wrong, I know its meaning
Superscript: Above the script
Every Wikipedia article is well-supplied with it
But outside of academia it’s been consigned to the crypt ¹


89 words written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Superscript


[1] The views expressed here are not necessarily those of the author

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