Casting Nasturtiums

20th March 2025

I’ve a mind to sue
It’s defamation of character
Don’t you know
I’m not one of those Polly Titians
To take it kindly
And she’s as bad
That one who’s hammering the keys
Writing libelous words
Casting Nasturtiums
Rapacious, indeed
Just because I eat the weeds


46 words written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Rapacious

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24 Responses to Casting Nasturtiums

  1. Dale's avatar Dale says:

    One should think one would be pleased that the weeds and not the flowers are being eaten!

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    • Goats are demonised because apparently they’ll eat anything, including old boots and your gardening jacket. But it’s not (entirely) true. They prefer the sweet and succulent flowers and veggies in your garden/field. Then the grass and sweet leaves. And only if nothing else will they go for what we’d consider inedible. But put them in a pasture lush with nettles and thistles than neither cattle nor sheep will touch, and they do crop rather efficiently.
      My grandma kept a goat. This time of year it feasted on cowslips and left the nettles

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  2. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz says:

    alright. Google is no help- what is a Polly Titan?

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  3. Love the voice, Crispina. 😄

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  4. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta says:

    🤩Love love love it 🐐

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  5. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz says:

    I had to come back once Nancy straightened me out- Some time I am so thick headed! Crispina! this little gem is just bursting with ‘easter eggs’ for the reader- but don’t tell the goats! heheheh

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    • Thank you, Violet. I was later than usual writing this one because I was processing the thousands of photos I’d taken on Friday (you have to wait until Sunday next [17th] to see them) but I’d had more time to compose in my head, hence… you know. Then I couldn’t find the photo I wanted but got there in the end

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  6. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall says:

    That’s brill!!

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