I’ve a mind to sue
It’s defamation of character
Don’t you know
I’m not one of those Polly Titians
To take it kindly
And she’s as bad
That one who’s hammering the keys
Writing libelous words
Casting Nasturtiums
Rapacious, indeed
Just because I eat the weeds
46 words written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Rapacious

One should think one would be pleased that the weeds and not the flowers are being eaten!
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Goats are demonised because apparently they’ll eat anything, including old boots and your gardening jacket. But it’s not (entirely) true. They prefer the sweet and succulent flowers and veggies in your garden/field. Then the grass and sweet leaves. And only if nothing else will they go for what we’d consider inedible. But put them in a pasture lush with nettles and thistles than neither cattle nor sheep will touch, and they do crop rather efficiently.
My grandma kept a goat. This time of year it feasted on cowslips and left the nettles
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alright. Google is no help- what is a Polly Titan?
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😂 You’re gonna kick yourself, J!! 😂
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OFCS- is it politician?
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Yep!
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Holy Cow! Now I gotta go back and read it again….
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🤔😉🤪 Sorry about that. Sometimes I can’t resist
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Could have been a parrot painter!
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hehehehe
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I giggle
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I slam my head on the desk…. heheh
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Love the voice, Crispina. 😄
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I think I do ‘goat’ rather well! 🤪
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Oh no 😅
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Thank you, Sadje! 🥰
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🙏🏼😍🙏🏼
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🤩Love love love it 🐐
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Thank you. My whimsy kinda took off!
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Well I love it you’ll have to let it out more 😅
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I had to come back once Nancy straightened me out- Some time I am so thick headed! Crispina! this little gem is just bursting with ‘easter eggs’ for the reader- but don’t tell the goats! heheheh
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Thank you, Violet. I was later than usual writing this one because I was processing the thousands of photos I’d taken on Friday (you have to wait until Sunday next [17th] to see them) but I’d had more time to compose in my head, hence… you know. Then I couldn’t find the photo I wanted but got there in the end
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Oooo as always lying in wait for the next photo outing!
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That’s brill!!
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