As You Like It

Image credit: Crispina Kemp

“Please,” she said.
“Really? You mean it,” he asked.
“Oh yes. Never meant it more.”
“Brilliant. For I do love to please.”


22 words written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Please

 

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge: Watch This Space

wooden pew end man

Last week, with much regret I announced the demise of CCC. The numbers had dwindled it didn’t seem worth continuing.

Your response set me to thinking. Is there a way to present the challenge that might encourage more participation.

Well, I think I’ve found a way. It’ll start next week, renamed as

Pick a Pic

So watch this space

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Tuesday Treats: Late Summer Flora

A few floral photos, berries and ‘things’ from our walk on 30th August 2024. Enjoy

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Old Man’s Beard, always love it (Clematis vitabla) and Bittersweet, two common hedgerow plants still in flower

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30th August 2024

Elderberries, slowly stripped by the birds, and rose hips

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30th August 2024

Not sure which umbellifer this is, but that colour…wow! As for the reed-head… such a startling colour when caught in the sun

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30th August 2024

A shy, skulking moorhen turns its back on us while the spider displays its web

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30th August 2024

Reedmace, water mint and marsh woundwort. Yet these weren’t from the new Sweet Briar Reserve but from the old one

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And most unexpectedly, Devil’s Bit

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Hope you enjoyed. See next Tuesday’s Treats for ‘all kinds of everything’

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Grandma’s Attic, Chapter Twenty-Six

Oops, I was a bit previous last week. But this really is the penultimate chapter of Thredwyl’s adventure. Read it all FOR FREE on Thredwyl’s very own site

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Daisy read the notice fixed to the south porch. “The church doesn’t open until nine-thirty. That’s a while to wait, what do you want to do?”

Thredwyl would have been happy to idle in the stone garden, it was welcoming. But the streets that surrounded the church, on two sides squeezing it tight, were now busying up.

“Start of the working day,” Daisy said when he remarked.

“Aye, but we’ll be safe here,” he said. “Look, no one looks this way.” It was like everyone passing were blinkered.

“But that’s not going to last, though, true, once they start work this street will go quiet for a while—at least till the shoppers start shopping. Oh, and the tourists—we need to be out of the way before they arrive. They’ll come with cameras and eyes that pry into everything—but I suppose by then we’ll be inside the church. Yea, maybe you’re right and we don’t need to move too far away. What about over by the trees—by those old vaults? Old bones don’t scare you, do they? And no one will see you there—they just won’t think to look. And if any should, they’ll just see a schoolkid waiting to complete my project.”

He glanced at her bag, deposited beside him behind the stone. He nodded towards it. “I could sit in there – so long as you don’t close it. I do need some air.”

She agreed, and they settled behind the Victorian-Gothic above-ground burial vault.

“That looks like the chest in your attic,” Thredwyl remarked.

“Oh yea,” she said as if her memory was suddenly jogged. “How exactly did you get into our attic?”

Thredwyl chuckled – which considering what he soon must do was exceptionally cavalier of him. “That, my friend, is a very long story.”

“But we’ve plenty of time—at least until nine-thirty.”

And so, while Thredwyl waited for the church to open so he could complete his adventure and truly qualify as a Hero, he told Daisy his tale – with special emphasis on the Great Grandma’s Act of Creation.

At nine-thirty, or thereabouts, with the church doors now thrown open, Daisy entered, Thredwyl carried in her part-opened backpack.

It was a long climb up the church tower. Thredwyl couldn’t see much through the gap in her bag – it was too dark – but he could see how narrow the steps. How could an adult, say someone Jason’s size, squeeze their body up here? And he could tell by the way the bag threw him and jiggled him that the steps were steep. Daisy had to go slowly, her hands out to feel the way. Not that that stopped her from talking.

“I’ve always said I’m to be famous,” she said – indeed, he remembered her saying when they first met. “I just didn’t know what I’d be famous for.” He remembered that too. “But now it’s all become clear. I’m to be a…but, jiggly-pig, what am I to be? Not a prophet since prophets prophesize—even irreligious me knows that. A missionary? Yeah, that’s what I’ll be, a missionary, carrying the word. They might even make a saint out of me. Oh, but likely not – saints are more churchy things. I shall tell the story: And in the beginning was the Mother and—”

“The Great Grandma,” Thredwyl corrected her from inside the bag.

“The Great Grandma and her consort, the Father—”

Thredwyl corrected her again, “There was no consort, Grandma did it all on her own.”

“And the Great Grandma—is that right?—drew from her mighty being three strands, Fire, Stone and Water—”

“Rock, Water and Fire,” Thredwyl corrected.

“And from these strands she created the Kupies, the Nixies and the…the Fiery-Men—”

“Fernamon.”

“And she held these three tribes within herself where the sun never shines—but isn’t that’s sad, to never see the sun?”

“What you’ve never had you never miss.” But now he’d seen the sun… but best not to think about that.

“So happy was the Great Grandma with these first creations, she thought she might try combining the strands to create more complex forms. And that’s how she created Man and His Kind. But these later creations, being complex, were not perfect, and so she must keep them apart from the first formed—is that right?”

“That’s right,” Thredwyl said, and couldn’t keep the sadness from his voice.

They were nearing the top of the tower now, and he wasn’t so sure he wanted to do this. But he hadn’t the choice. Grandma had marked him to be a Hero and a Hero must sacrifice himself.

Daisy held quiet the rest of the way up the spiralling stairs. Thredwyl could hear her laboured breathing. He ought to get out of the bag, he ought to climb these stairs himself. It wasn’t right to burden the girl, and she so helpful in her many ways. And yet he didn’t offer, his limbs increasingly weak and trembling the nearer they came to destination.

Ridiculous, he told himself. He, Thredwyl, was renowned for his courage, his bravery, the way he never refused a dare. Aye, but this wasn’t one of his cousins’ dares; this was a Grandma’s directive.

The lump-and-bump-hitch stopped. Were they at the top of the tower? He heard Daisy swear. “Where the bleep is the door—there must be a door. How does it open—there must be a catch? Ah…”

He heard the grate of metal, the creak of wood. And simultaneously felt a blast of cold air as the wall sprang into clarity.

“Yuk, cobwebs,” Daisy fussed. “When was the last time this dust was disturbed? Still, here we are, the parapet.”

She waited until she’d squeezed out of the door before she shuffled the bag off her back and lowered it gently down to the moss-covered grey metal roof. There she released Thredwyl from his safe confines. He stuttered backwards in the blast of the wind.

“We’d be better to find shelter in that turret opposite,” she said.

There was a turret, like a miniature tower, at each of the corners. The one to the southwest housed the steps.

They shuffled around to the other side, out of the wind.

“I’ve brought you to here, but I can’t watch you do it.” She scuffed her foot on a moss-free patch of metal roof, seeming intent on what she was doing. After an awkward elastic silence, she looked up. “I shall miss you, you know that, miss you heaps. I’m heaps fonder of you than I ever was of Flopsy and Peeps, and…oh, Threddy, must you do this?”

“Aye, I must, Daisy, it’s my destiny. It’s why Grandma’s spell delivered me here – I told you. But you’re right, you can’t watch. I can’t allow it. Besides, I don’t want you implicated in this. You can help me onto the parapet then skedaddle back down those stairs.”

“But…” her face clouded. “How can I be witness if I don’t see you do it? And if I’m not a witness I can’t be a missionary.”

“I’ll wait till I see you down there in the street.”

But he intended no such thing. He’d wait till she was down the stairs but not yet out of the church.

Thredwyl stood with his legs braced, hands held firm to either side of the crenel, the wind battling to tumble him backwards. He had to lean against it to look down at the street. Cobbles, of natural stone. Granite, he thought. Could he reach that far from the tower? If not, it would be the pavement, and that didn’t look natural at all. Perhaps if he leapt?

His body trembled, almost so violent it rocked him. Fear? Aye, and when had Thredwyl ever rocked with fear? Never. And he’d not rock now. Grandma had marked him for this. She had allowed him to stumble upon her Spell Book, had misdirected his spell, had brought him to here with express purpose to meet Daisy who would then introduce him to Professor Angelus Margev who in his evil Lord of Darkness idolatry had incarcerated Thredwyl and thus had prompted his discovery of the truth of himself. And now, knowing that truth, he couldn’t shy from it. But it would not be in vain.

In telling his story, Daisy would set in motion a train that would eventually rebalance Grandma’s out-of-kilter complex creation. Thredwyl didn’t know what that rebalance might require, but Grandma did. Shame he wouldn’t be around to see the results. Neither would Daisy, she wouldn’t live to be so old. Yet whatever the original imbalance, he was assured that what he did now would – with time – amend it.

“A deep breath now,” he spoke aloud though none could hear him. “Best do this before Daisy reaches the bottom.”

He leaned forward, his body held in empty space by arms that now were straining. He couldn’t hold it long, his fingers cold on the stone. His fingers slipped. The ground rose towards him.

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Sunday Picture Post: Marriott’s Way Out of Norwich

A new nature reserve was opened early this year alongside Marriott’s Way, on the outskirts of Norwich. And so on this late summer day (30th August 2024) we get kitted out and bus into Norwich and walk out to check it out. Please join us…

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Coslany Bridge in Norwich. It doesn’t matter how many times I cross it, it still enchants. This is part of the original Viking settlement but also the heart of the way-back-when weaving industry

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We could keep to the trail, but we like to explore

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30th August 2024

Back in the day this was a tow path alongside the river Wensum with marshland beside it. Below, that’s not the river, it’s only a drain

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30th August 2024

The willows here have had plenty time to grow… though every so often the gales uproot them

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Now that’s the river, with the remains of a fallen willow, possibly the willow I had to clamber over in 2020

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30th August 2024

This part of the marshland has been a nature reserve for many years. Below is the new Sweet Briar Marshes, neatly pathed to allowed disabled access

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And we’re disappointed with the lack of flora and fauna diversity, though clearly this isn’t the best season to visit. We make a mental note to return in late spring.

Next week we complete the walk, terminating at ‘Costessey Ponds’ (those flooded gravel diggings I knew as Costessey Pits)

Hope you enjoyed

 

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Up Above The Streets And Houses

image credit: gikesmanners1995 on Deviant Art

When I saw today’s prompt word
This played in my head
“Up above the streets and houses
“Rainbow climbing high…”
Bungle, Rainbow’s bear
Called Bungle because…?
Maybe cos he was a clumsy bungler
Miss you, Bungle
More than Zippy and George


41 words written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Bungle


And I bet I’m not the only one who’ll play it this way

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Crimson’s Creative Challenge: It’s Demise

Fye Bridge

Yea, you read that right, I’m pulling Crimson’s Creative Challenge. There will be no more. Sadness abounds.

I began this weekly challenge in November 2018 and to begin with the number of participants grew, then held steady. But over recent months it has lost appeal. One, two, maybe three people. Some weeks it’s just been me.

It’s time to put it away. I thank everyone who’s participated over the past six years. Good vibes. I wish you all well

 

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Tuesday Treats: Up Close and Personal

A few of the photographable subjects we encountered on our visit to Acle on Sunday 25th August 2024. Enjoy…

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Berries, some ripe, some not: blackberries and ‘haws’ (berries of the hawthorn)

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Rowan, aka mountain ash…

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And rose hips… all looking delicious in the early morning sun

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Reed mace which country folks used to call bulrushes. And one of the many yellow flowered dandelion types eagerly sought by a myriad of pollinators

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And can I ever resist a close-up of lichen, no more than I can of our native snails…

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And the final treat…

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Green-veined white on great willow herb and a comma resting on Norfolk reed

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That’s all for now folks. Next week we’re heading inland

Hope you enjoyed

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Grandma’s Attic, Chapter Twenty-Five

The penultimate chapter of Thredwyl’s adventure. Read it all FOR FREE on Thredwyl’s very own site

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Large in his professorial garb, Professor Angelus Margev blocked the alley, a beatific look of relief on his sweet old face. But as Thredwyl knew, hidden beneath that face was an evil creature. It was the professor who’d had him incarcerated under the cover of his loosely woven lies. Home Office, indeed, unknown species, illegal immigrant – fabrications. And now the professor was stalking towards him, all hunched over, hand out and calling “Threddy, Threddy,” as if he were a pet, a puppy, a teddy.

Two ways to go. Head down and boulder towards him like an unstoppable avalanche and hope he’d escape the professor’s hand. Or to run faster than a black-wheeled contraption in the opposite direction. With no time to think, Thredwyl turned and ran… and slammed into the wall at the far end.

He bounced off the bricks, bum stung as it collided with the concrete, legs thrown up and toppling over. He drew to a stop with that bum sticking up, his stolen pink dress flopped over his head. The professor’s hand grasped his torso, tight around his middle and swept him up. Thredwyl swallowed hard.

The professor shook his head, his wind-tossed white locks making him look like a dandelion. He chuckled in a not very nice tone. “Thought you’d escape me?”

Thought it, aye, but that hadn’t worked. What now to do? He could fight like a Fernamon – the Fernamon being a fiery clan – exhaust himself in the doing and still be no nearer to destination. Or he could bide his time in the professor’s grasp, see what the professor intended to do with him, and make a break at a more convenient time. After all, people were beginning to enliven the streets and the professor wouldn’t dare yank off his head in public. Would he?

Decision made, Thredwyl stuck out his tongue and blew the professor a raspberry – a wet one, full in his face. “Wasn’t it chuffing obvious what I was doing? My morning aerobics.”

“I suppose you think yourself clever, being facetious.”

“Sapphire, me, I’m multi-faceted,” Thredwyl replied. “And I know exactly what I am, though I think you do not.”

The professor’s brows drew in, knicker-tight. His lips disappeared into his mouth. The sun that had dared to venture into the sky found a cloud to cover it. Thredwyl shivered as the alley turned cold.

“Now,” Thredwyl said, “if you’d be so kind as to take me along to your church – the nearest will do – I have a mission I must complete.”

“You, a gobeling, in a church? My Lord would choke on the very notion.” Yet he did tuck Thredwyl inside his burgundy-coloured velveteen jacket hidden beneath his professorial garb and headed back out of the alley.

Thredwyl nodded to himself, but gently not to draw the professor’s hand. If nothing else, he’d gained himself time, and possibly even transportation to his desired destination while he snuggled into the soft folds of the professor’s oddly-scented jacket. But he must keep a watch out for where they were going. He didn’t trust the professor to deliver him. More likely the professor intended to incarcerate him again.

The view through the gaps in the professor’s fancy garb was restricted, limited to the upper storeys and roofs of buildings passing. Yet they were passing buildings, not diving into the low-roofed interior of a vehicle, or into the darkness of the professor’s chambers. They weren’t tall buildings, to be sure, each built to excite the eye and none to match. He saw people passing by too with muted music seeping from the cups that muffled their ears. They took no notice of the aged professor. They didn’t know he was an otherworld being in disguise, nor that an intrusive Kupie was hitching a ride in the hidden jacket.

Sky replaced buildings to one side of the narrow street. Closer, and Thredwyl couldn’t believe it. Professor Angelus really was to deliver him to his desired destination. A church.

“Excuse me,” said a male voice. “Professor Angelus Margev?”

Though the professor slowed his step he didn’t stop as he one-handedly fumbled inside his jacket. Thredwyl backed away but in such a cramped space was cornered. Before he knew it, whoosh, he’d been whipped from the jacket and swung around to professor’s back. The professor’s grip faltered. Thredwyl brought up his legs and kicked the professor’s bum.

Youch!” The professor dropped him.

Thredwyl ran – straight over the road, dodging the music-drugged people who still weren’t looking. The professor gave chase.

“Professor Angelus Margev,” called the same Man, now running to catch the fleeing professor.

The professor was fleeing? He wasn’t chasing Thredwyl?

Even so, Thredwyl still didn’t feel safe. He headed for the garden of stones that fronted the church. Though they weren’t Stones like him, not Kupies from Dolstone, yet they were stones, and they would hide him. He ducked behind one that was chipped and crooked.

From there he could see the Man who gave chase wasn’t chasing alone. Five others ran with him, three dressed alike in black with bands of white-and-black chequers. They soon closed the distance.

“Professor Angelus Margev,” said the same Man for the third time. His companions now ringed around the disguised otherworld being. “You are under arrest on suspicion of committing crime or crimes of sexual molestation with one or more minors over the course of the past thirty years. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.”

By the cringe, Daisy had said something about this, that Jason and Dwayne were arranging something with the police. Thredwyl dropped to the ground, flabbered. He wasn’t even one of their Kind, yet not only had Jason and Dwayne provided the fire-stick and offered him transport to whisk him away but had also arranged this comeuppance of the professor. A lump rose in Thredwyl’s throat, he blinked back a tear, these guys were more than Kindred, they were friends.

“Professor…?” a young female voice called from a distance away, followed by a rapid pattering of running feet. The patter grew louder. “Professor…”

Daisy? What was she doing here?

She stopped. She must have seen the arrest and guessed. She’d also seen Thredwyl. He put a finger to his lips to bid her be quiet.

With overacted nonchalance she sauntered away. But she didn’t go far, just to the corner of the church where she swung her foot and watched as the police bundled the professor into a car – cuffed. Then she equally sauntered to where Thredwyl was hiding.

“Daisy—”

“I came to see the professor—I wanted to know if he’d nabbed you again, only you said you wanted to go to Trinity Hall, and Jason and Dwayne said they spent the night hunting for you and couldn’t find you anywhere and they’d seen the professor rolling up and down the road in his piece-of-cheese car—that’s what Mum calls that type of car: Robins, I think they are—and I was so afraid you hadn’t got away and… Oh, Threddy, I’m so glad that you’re safe.” She sank down beside him and drew him roughly into her arms.

“Hey-hey, hug me any tighter and I’ll break prematurely.”

“But what am I going to do with you now?” She didn’t relax her hold on him, just made his side whiskers wet with her tears.

“Hush, Daisy, you’ve done enough. Though…” But nix, nay, he couldn’t involve her in that. Yet it would make it easier. Aye, but… “Maybe there’s one last favour.”

He looked up at the church tower.

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Sunday Picture Post: Gateway to the Broads

Sunday 25th August 2024 is a UK Bank Holiday and traditionally the last of summer. We hop a bus as far as Acle, “the Gateway to the Broads,” but we start out early before the traffic and the heat build up. Please join us…

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Of course I take loads of shots of boats. Broads cruisers seen here moored at Acle staithe… the one below catches my eye as being grander than the rest

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More humble is this cruiser at what looks like a private mooring; a heron stands guard. Below, this is the main Broads river, the Bure, empty of boats at the moment, everyone still having breakfast

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Below: I can’t resist its lines as they whisper encouragement to my camera

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25th August 2024

For walkers the mile or so trek from Acle to Acle Bridge and the main access to River Bure is… not particularly safe (photo taken early before the traffic begins). But hey, here’s a path especially for us!

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Another shot I can’t resist as we cross a footbridge over one of the many drains. There are dragonflies here but they won’t stay still!

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Youngsters always know where to go for food… here at a riverside cafe, where this cormorant struts like a medieval heraldic device!

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As the Bure wends its way across the former floodplain it provides us a shot of both holiday cruisers and weekend yachters

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Acle Bridge… road and pub/restaurant. Breakfast over, those cruisers are on the move now

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Alas, that’s all for now folks. See Tuesday Treats for up-close and personal with flora and fauna

Hope you enjoyed

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