A Bit of a Slip

photo by Khusen Rustamov, pixabay

Come closer and hush
I don’t want to make you blush
You know that lady at number ten
I heard she went to the beautician’s
She went for her ‘tash, her upper lip
That’s what she said
But somewhere the words got mixed
It wasn’t her lip but her beard that was waxed
She was telling me, all of a rush
Don’t know where to put her face, she says
Still a ‘tash on her lip
But cos of the slip
She’s no brush on her tush

87 words for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Brush


About crispina kemp

Spinner of Asaric and Mythic tales
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13 Responses to A Bit of a Slip

  1. Frank says:

    Ha ha ha wonderful!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Dale says:

    Hahaha! Too funny. And as one who has had (and still does) to have unwanteds removed from various places on my body, I can totally relate.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Nope, Not Pam says:

    Fabulous 😆

    Liked by 1 person

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