Cyril is the most annoying creature in the whole wide world.
Bad enough that he sneaks into my garden.
Bad enough that he digs up my lawn.
Bad enough that he’s making that lawn into a pitch and putt course.
AND has created a peanut plantation.
If I had a gun… I do swear!
A most provocative creature – he’s provoking my anger.
62 words written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Provocative