Cyril

13th March 2022

Cyril is the most annoying creature in the whole wide world.

Bad enough that he sneaks into my garden.
Bad enough that he digs up my lawn.
Bad enough that he’s making that lawn into a pitch and putt course.
AND has created a peanut plantation.

If I had a gun… I do swear!

A most provocative creature – he’s provoking my anger.


62 words written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Provocative

About crispina kemp

Spinner of Asaric and Mythic tales
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35 Responses to Cyril

  1. Oh, how I hate them for nicking all my seed but I do so admire their acrobatic feats

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  2. He’s kind’a cute, though. For a pest. 😉

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  3. Sadje says:

    Too bad of him too annoy you so.

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  4. Frank says:

    They are annoying little pests, good luck, maybe a sling shot?

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Nope, Not Pam says:

    But he’s so cute, but don’t get me started about drop bears 😳

    Liked by 1 person

  6. granny1947 says:

    When I saw the title I thought you were talking about our president.
    He is equally annoying.

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  7. I just wish they’d leave my bird food alone, just a shame they look so cute!

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  8. Bill says:

    I struggle to tell one from the other. Nicely done.

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  9. Run, Cyril, run! They sure can be annoying though.

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  10. They may look cute, but boy are they destructive. My sympathies.

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  11. very very cute, Crispina – I giggled at this one!

    sincerely,
    David

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  12. Dale says:

    Rats with pretty tails is what I call them! Luckily, they are not overly numerous in my own yard…
    Wonderful (though frustrating, I’ve zero doubt) take on the prompt.

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