So I said to him, I said, I can’t work no ruddy faster.
And he said, all hoity cos he’s the gaffer, he said, you’ll work as fast as I say.
So I said to him, cos I weren’t having that, I said, they’re building another church down the road, I’ll go work on that.
And he said, all red in the face, he said, you walk off this job and I’ll make sure you’ll never work again.
Well, I’d had enough of him. So I said, you can take your threats and stuff them up your anus.
And he said…well, you can see what he said by what he’s had done to me. Stuck here as a ruddy gargoyle for ever more.
St Andrews Church at Kirby Bedon, Norfolk