CCC#57: Proper Milk

Crimson’s Creative Challenge #57

“Jim, pull over,” Joyce shouted as if Jim was away in a field and not at the wheel beside her.

Jim ignored her and drove on.

“Turn around, turn around,” she demanded, grown aggressively agitated.

Jim sighed. “I’ll turn if and when I find a place for turning. These country roads aren’t made for driving. And what’s the fuss with you anyway?”

“That sign back there… didn’t you see it?”

“Sure, there’s a stately house up ahead.”

“No. PROPER milk. We haven’t had proper milk since the Greys landed and did those foul things to the cows.”


97 words written for Crimson’s Creative Challenge.

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58 Responses to CCC#57: Proper Milk

  1. Sadje says:

    lol! Proper milk.

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  2. Loved that last line. Makes you wonder what the Greys did to the cows…

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  3. Violet Lentz says:

    First laugh of the day! Excellent!

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  4. Brian Bixby says:

    Getting a bit risqué, are we?

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  5. Dale says:

    I love it. I haven’t had proper milk in 40-some years, since my aunt got rid of her cow…

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  6. Judy says:

    LOL!! Very cute! I want proper milk!!

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  7. Jen Goldie says:

    I still don’t know what the Grey’s did but I’m not sure I want to 😊 Anyways a great take on your prompt! I’m supposed to be lactose intolerant, according to blood test I had. But I do love milk!

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  8. Deborah says:

    Crispina this is great! I’ve never heard the term “Proper Milk” even though I watch British programming! 😀 What does that term mean? 😀 ❤

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    • What indeed. I didn’t know until earlier today with Joanna asked if this meant unpastuerised milk. I didn’t think it was legal to sell, but in England, yes it is, but it must be direct to the customer, thus at a farm shop.

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      • Deborah says:

        Well thank you for sharing that! I love how I’m always learning something new from you! 😀 ❤

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      • A veritable fount… 🙂

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      • Judy says:

        Due to A1 protein Casein etc raising cholesterol levels I went to Goat Milk awhile back and it helped a lot as it has many benefits including only A2 protein. But , now we have a company which offers A2 milk from cows which naturally produce only that…so that’s what I put in my coffee these days. The Goat Milk people priced me out. So I am not even sure what proper milk is…but as long as its unadulterated out of the cow, goat, sheep etc then I guess that is proper.

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      • Proper milk is unpastuerised.
        Personally, I don’t have milk of any kind. Except in the form of yoghurt, butter and cream

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  9. I. love. this. Proper milk indeed. And ugh – those Greys. 😉

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  10. Joy Pixley says:

    This is a lot funnier after your earlier explanation of what “proper” milk really is — nice twist!

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  11. Cara Hartley says:

    I wasn’t expecting that ending. Very clever!
    ~cie~

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  12. Are “The Greys” an English UFO legend?

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