Tom: Hey, Bob, whatchya doing there?
Bob: Me? What’s it look like? Loading these stones into me barrow.
Tom: But… why?
Bob: Why’d yer think? It’d take an age to carry ‘em all.
Tom: But… carry them to where? And anyway, are you meant to be taking them? That’s our church, you know.
Bob: Our church that no one’s using cos the vicar don’t want to make the journey.
Tom: Yea, but…
Bob: No buts. The bishop says it’s all gone to waste and we can help ourselves. Now, you gonna keep on gassing or are you gonna lend me a hand. I’ve a pigsty to build, you know.
Saxlingham Thorpe Church Historical Note (for those who care to know)
According to Blomefield’s History of Norfolk the last rector to hold Thorpe independently of Nethergate was in 1362. Thereafter the two churches were held in union. Attendances at Thorpe declined. The parishioners complained to the bishop claiming the rector held services at inconvenient times because he held the two cures. The Bishop rebuked the rector. It made no difference.
Over the ensuing years, Thorpe church fell out of use, and not being used, it wasn’t repaired. Nor was it only the church. The rectory, which might underlay Mud Hall, also fell into disrepair.
In 1684 an order was issued that no more repairs were to be done to Thorpe church, and permission was given to sell any ornamental work from Thorpe church, the proceeds to go to Nethergate. The ruinous church became a builder’s supply yard.
Yet, incredibly, the parish registers were kept separate until 1740.
crispina kemp 
I like that lots.
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Thank you, Wolfgang. I wanted to make the history ‘hit’ which to just note the facts wouldn’t do.
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My pleasure
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😘
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❤️
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Interesting.
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Thank you, Indira.
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I need to know what this means- claiming the rector held services at inconvenient times because he held the two cures.
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I was thinkinig the same thing!
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Sorry. I should have thought. But I’m such a history nerd!
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It means he was the rector of both parishes, Saxlingham Nethergate and Saxlingham Thorpe. So he prioritised Nethergate’s services, probably because it brought him/his church a higher income. My relatives lived in Saxlingham Thorpe and continued to do so until my grandparents married and moved to the next village along
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Ah. That makes perfect sense. Thanks for letting me know 😊
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I should have thought and put it into modern idiom. But… history nerd, me. Sorry
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I love learning so I was thrilled to find something I couldn’t interpret on my own!
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Kindred spirits, you and me
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Yes, we are!
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That is a great story.. loved it 💜💜
True story. burocresy… So bloody English?
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Thank you, Willow. The history of it is quite outrageous
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yes it really is 💜💜
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I wonder how the Kemps felt about it, back in their day
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I wonder 🤔
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I think it could have been one reason they moved to the next village (not Nethergate but Newton Flotman) although some Kemps remained in Saxlingham Thorpe.
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Such wonderful village names 💜💜
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Fun story told in dialogue 🙂
Love the story behind the story, too.
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Thank you, Dale. I toyed with doing just the factual side. But na, it needed to be down-to-earth personal
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Way better when you add your self to it 🙂
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Loved your story and even better that it is founded in the history of the place- I think this photo of the archway has been a very popular choice 🙌
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It’s very popular with me. I’ve taken photos from all angles. But also, it invites our feet to pass on through, and people do. The path encircling the former church is faint and scarcely used
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Very atmospheric 💜
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Yes. Even when taken from every angle
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Very interesting, Crispina, plus that great dialogue!
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Thank you 💖
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