Some people might call it similar but that’s just cos it’s familiar.
What the jig are you Twittering about?
I haven’t a clue; a bit of a blow when I’m trying to act like a know it all, all up my own franchise, wanting the twerps to think me wise when I’m just a self-praising tweeter of other twerps’ thoughts.
Have you done? You know you’ve exceeded the character limit by some.
OMG, Jeez, no! That’s so sinking familiar.
79 words written for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt: Familiar.