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Little Jack Horner

Little Jack Horner Sat in a corner Eating his Christmas pie He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a plum All covered in nuts He laterĀ diedĀ from anaphylactic shock.

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Jack Be Nimble

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candlestick. Jack jumped highest Jack’s been picked Jack’s to jump at the Elves Olympics!

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Mary Had A Little Lamb

Over the years the nursery rhyme, Mary had a little lamb . . . has spawned many joke versions. Here’s one I remember from my childhood: Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I’ve often seen her … Continue reading

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Mary had a . . .

Mary had an elephant it sat on her one day SPLATT!!!

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