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Little Jack Horner Sat in a corner Eating his Christmas pie He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a plum All covered in nuts He later died from anaphylactic shock.
Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candlestick. Jack jumped highest Jack’s been picked Jack’s to jump at the Elves Olympics!
Over the years the nursery rhyme, Mary had a little lamb . . . has spawned many joke versions. Here’s one I remember from my childhood: Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I’ve often seen her … Continue reading
Mary had an elephant it sat on her one day SPLATT!!!