There’s a ghost on the steps.
Don’t be ridiculous!
But there is, I tell you.
There are no such things.
It’s a Roman soldier, I’ve seen it.
Yea? I think not.
You don’t believe me? Then come with me. Now do you see?
See what? I see nothing except those steps down.
On the tree. Look? Lean over, get closer, you’ll see it better.
Oh dear. Well, there’ll be a ghost there now. That’s what he gets for disbelieving.