Helter-skelter in a swelter
Ice-cream sundaes and chilled drinks
Come on down, Dad’ll catch you
Just let go and, oops… he blinked.
Helter-skelter, sun’s a melter
Breezes cooler at the top
Come on down, Mummy’s waiting
Just let go and, ouch… you didn’t stop.
Helter-skelter, rain’s a pelter
It’ll soak you high up there
Come on down and share the brolly
Eat fish and chips upon the pier.