A Shoe-Dwelling Old Woman

Woman Who Lived In A Shoe

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, what could she do?
So she went to the doctor; he asked, “Are you ill?”
“No,” she replied. “I just need the Pill.”

About crispina kemp

Spinner of Asaric and Mythic tales
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2 Responses to A Shoe-Dwelling Old Woman

  1. Brian Bixby says:

    It’s that heel of a husband, he keeps untying her laces.

    Like

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