Mary Had A Little Lamb

Over the years the nursery rhyme, Mary had a little lamb . . . has spawned many joke versions. Here’s one I remember from my childhood:

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I’ve often seen her little lamb
But I’ve never seen her bare.

And another, remembered from college days:

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
Every time the lamb jumped out
The bull-dog tried to f**k it.

Or this one that, while I’m sure others have come up with, popped into my head earlier this year:

Mary had a little lamb
We ate it Easter Day.

About crispina kemp

Spinner of Asaric and Mythic tales
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1 Response to Mary Had A Little Lamb

  1. RAMU DAS says:

    college days’ version seems better…. Lol 😛

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