Health? Or Happiness

For years she was miserable:

    Counting calories
    Avoiding chocolates
    Working out when she’d rather slump
    Applying sunscreen just to empty the bins
    Eating 5 huge portions of fruit and veg every day, with no room on her plate for protein and carbs
    Waging war on Oxygen Radicals with their homemade bombs

And still that meteorite landed, SMACK! on her house!

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